Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Hilltop Encounter

On a moonless night, la mort dans l’âme, Murphy betook himself to a hilltop cave; there to shiver and contemplate, the whole night through.

And so he sat; and yet it seemed to him, that some other one, shared the silence.

And lo when dawn broke, did he behold, a friar, the very same that had visited once in the orphanage, bent over a papyrus.

“Father…?”

The friar looked up.

“You have been…?”

“Ah! forgive me, I did not greet you, I have been deep in this manuscript.”

“But how, in the dark, could you read…?”

With a nod, the friar indicated Murphy’s back. “I’ve been reading by the bright stripes, where they used to strap you. I have been reading by the light of your wounds.”

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Murphy on the stand-off in Wisconsin


Look -- me? I’m retired. Got a slug in my left lung; one foot in the grave. So it’s your world now, you gotta do what you gotta do. But just sayin. Back in my day, any Pinkerton scab johnnies in the Statehouse try to pull stuff like that? boot-heels on the bindlestiffs and the union guys? Be the Teamsters standing right beside ‘em. Don’t give a hoot what goes on in the bosses’ back rooms -- Be the Teamsters sayin: Nothin goes into the state by truck, and nothin comes out. Be the railroad workers sayin: Nothin goes in nothin comes out by train. Longshoremen: Nothin in nothin out by water neither. And who knows, maybe some hotheads and maybe some Reds, doing the same thing for cars.
Just sayin. Back in my day.

.... Your turn.


[Update:]
Now here's a guy with a head on his shoulder, and eyes in his head:   here.

['Nother update:]
Check this out.

Saturday, February 5, 2011

Crime Does Not Pay !!!

Our buddy Dr. J. just posted an actual incident from the case-files. Young rapscallion thought he could get away with it, did he? HO-O-o no!


http://worldofdrjustice.blogspot.com/2011/02/tales-of-frontier-times.html


Friday, January 28, 2011

Murphy on Dames

See, with dames, it’s like this.

Say a dame walks into a room. Your head turns. You don’t even turn it, it turns by itself, like a sunflower seeking the sun.

Do even dames understand dames? Probably not. Does God? Probably; but perhaps even He sometimes murmurs, “What - Have - I - Wrought ??? ”

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Murphy on the Bunny/Hamster Controversy


Which (bellows the world) is cuter? ? ???

-- Whoa! You think I’m stupid? Man -- no way I’m wading into this one.

You got fanatics on both sides. Some shout “Bunnies!”, and some shout “Hamsters!” -- both sides waving pitchforks.

Me? I simply say:

Bunnies: O so cute.

Hamsters: Way way cute.

Comparisons are odious.

God made the both of ‘em -- Let God sort it out.

Monday, January 24, 2011

Murphy’s Favorite Recipes

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Murphyburger®

Ingredients:

(1) burger

(2) bun

You’re done!

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Olde-Countree-Stylee Pizza

Ingredients:

One (1) medium telephone

One (1) takeout menu

Call; order a Large; enjoy!

Monday, January 17, 2011

Murphy: The Movie

Only watch this video if you don't mind seeing a dame so drop-dead gorgeous she made me forget my pool game.