Most of you mugs probly heard about old Doc Massey’s revolutionary improvement on the Paleo Diet. Me and Joey we been paleo from way back; but now the Doc says it’s okay to add red wine to your haunch of venison:
So me, Murphy, retired now, got time on my hands to get into the act; so here’s my new and improved version of Doc Massey’s fine diet.
(1) For the meat part -- AOK as it stands.
(2) Red wine -- You may substitute Mickey’s Big Mouth.
(3) Finish up your dining experience with some long deep drags on original paleo unfiltered Camels -- a richly unique blend of domestic and Turkish tobaccos !
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