Thursday, December 29, 2011

Paleo Diet: the Murphy version

Most of you mugs probly heard about old Doc Massey’s revolutionary improvement on the Paleo Diet.  Me and Joey we been paleo from way back;  but now the Doc says it’s okay to add red wine to your haunch of venison:

So me, Murphy, retired now, got time on my hands to get into the act;  so here’s my new and improved version of Doc Massey’s fine diet.

(1) For the meat part -- AOK as it stands.
(2)  Red wine -- You may substitute Mickey’s Big Mouth.
(3)  Finish up your dining experience with some long deep drags on original paleo unfiltered Camels -- a richly unique blend of domestic and Turkish tobaccos !

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